Archer Roose
Luxury Wine. In a Can.
Archer Roose knows good wine. Hollywood actress Elizabeth Banks knows good business. And we know how to confuse a team of corporate lawyers. Together we launched the Archer Roose brand by creating oodles of twisted content.
The Elizabeth Banks Book Club
Including bestsellers like “Dragon Farts”, “34 Things You Shouldn’t Put In Blenders” and “Make Mommy’s Boyfriend Alan Disappear.”
ABC. Always Be Wine-ing.
“Archer Roose just assaulted my eyeballs” wrote Little Black Book.
The Snake Rewards Program
To launch the brand’s rewards program, we incentivized customers by giving away actual venomous snakes.
Into the Metaverse
Pretty sure this is an an AI-powered NFT chatbot living on the blockchain of life.
Emotional Support Puppet
The airlines have not specified whether or not puppets count as a carry-on.
Uninvited Guest
We never invited her. She just showed up and started demanding things.
